Corporate Peon: Beatdown?

Thursday, December 02, 2004


If someone calls you at 8:05am, who should be meeting you for an 8:00am meeting, and asks "Where exactly in the building are you located?" and you proceed to answer with "Y3," which is an area that encompasses approximately 150 cubes, and you KNOW THIS because you work in the goddamn building, then you deserve my foot up your ass.

If you are then asked, after a brief pause, "Can you be more specific?" and you reply with "Column T9," knowing, since you still work in the building, that the columns are CREAM and are numbered/lettered in CREAM, and that there are HUNDREDS of columns because SOMETHING has to hold up the goddamn ceiling, then you deserve my other foot up your ass for giving a stupid answer.

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