Ewwww
Why are there people at work who don't wash their hands in the bathroom? Do they think I didn't notice? That even if I'm tucked in a stall, I can't/won't recognize their shoes? That I'm not peeking through the crack between the stall door and the stall walls to see them?And for those of you who don't even try to hide it...nasssssssssssssty! And not in the good, Janet Jackson kind of way, either.
Trust me, you won't melt if your hands get wet. Soap won't melt you either, I promise. And if you lean up against the counter and get your shirt wet? IT WILL DRY. HONEST.
Work with me.
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