Corporate Peon: Is There a Catch?

Thursday, December 09, 2004

Is There a Catch?

Coworker: I wanted to run something past you.

Katey: Shoot.

Coworker: I got a flier in the mail from the Saturn dealership, because I used to own one. There was a scratch-off box on the flier, and when I scratched it off, it revealed $1000.

Katey: Okayyyy...

Coworker: The details of the flier said that meant I just received $1000 towards anything there. Service, or accessories, or...whatever, without any obligation. Do you think there's a catch?

Katey: Does a Catholic pope shit in the woods? (Okay, I didn't say that, but I wanted to.)

I hope there is a catch. A big fucking catch, and she gets caught.

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