Corporate Peon: Statistical Hugs

Thursday, February 24, 2005

Statistical Hugs

I don't get hugged nearly enough.

A few times a month is all I really get.

Isn't there some statistic about how you need 7 hugs a day?

Someone recently told me that I come across on my blog as a strong woman, angry, and sad.

I blame those last two on my lack of hugginess.

Not that I think I'm unhuggable; it's just hard, when you're a virtual amoeba, to get hugged.

What sound does an amoeba make? Meeb. Meeb. That's the sound it makes me think of. Okay, so it's not really a sound.

I had a teacher once who made us memorize how to spell onomatopoeia. I don't remember how anymore, but it's a great word.

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