Corporate Peon: Thanksgiving Toothpick


Friday, November 26, 2004

Thanksgiving Toothpick

As is tradition in our family, Thanksgiving dinner is held around 4pm, and instead of lunch, we have some designated snacks to tide us over.

As I was eagerly partaking of the summer sausage, corned beef, carrots, crackers, cheese and dip yesterday, I suddenly became aware of something...not right in my mouth.

I reached in - discretely, of course - to pull out a toothpick. Or rather, part of a toothpick. In my haste to scarf as much food as possible, I had eaten - and swallowed - more than half of a toothpick.

Whoops. Good thing there was more sausage to wash it down with.


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