Corporate Peon: Riddle Me This

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Riddle Me This

I love weird random shit like this. I'm in a very hyper, easily amused mood right now, and these fit right in. There were 18, but I've censored them to only include the ones I like.

It's my fucking blog, damnit.

Any and all answers will be considered.

1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed?

8. If quizzes are quizzical, does that make tests testicals?

9. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

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