Corporate Peon: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW - Part II

Saturday, February 19, 2005


How long does it take for slushy, expired milk to burst through its plastic carton?

Oh, about four months.

Yeah, it's nazzzzty. I almost hurled, and I haven't even cleaned it up yet. I'm dreading that. It's not moldy, it's just...slushy white chunks on the shelf of my fridge.

I'm not a horrible housekeeper - I mean, sure, my bedroom floor always looks like my closet threw up, and the entire place could use a good dusting, but it's not like I have rodents or food lying out or trash smelling in the corners.

I guess my fridge got overlooked. Out of sight, out of mind. Almost makes me want to re-enable my comments; I'm sure you'd have some choice words on this one. :)

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