Corporate Peon: Theme

Monday, February 07, 2005


Not only do I let normal things like milk expire, but I also let non-normal things expire.

You know. Things with normal shelf lives (or would it be lifes in this case?).

Maybe I differ from most people, but I don't just buy them to have on hand. I buy them because I plan on using them.

Apparently I had the best intentions in the world when I bought that twelve back of condoms. Back in 2000.

I know who I planned to use them with, and I know I bought them at Target, and I know I bought them on a Friday night, and I know a gf was with me at the time.

And as if that's not a sign of how pathetic I am, I expand on that theme by not being able to bring myself to throw their expired little bodies out.

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