Necessity

So by now you should all be aware that I'm bitter and cynical and begrudge others their happiness.

But is it really, REALLY necessary to hold hands in Target?

And while I'm at it, in a land of Fatty McFattersons, is it REALLY necessary for Wendy's to introduce a 3-patty burger? I'm far from being a health nut, but if a Jr. hamburger has 280 calories, then I'm guessing a TRIPLE patty burger will clog your arteries faster than you can swallow it down with a sip of your Frosty.

posted by Kate the Peon @ 9:28 PM |