Corporate Peon: Ya'll Creative MoFos...Help!

Thursday, April 28, 2005

Ya'll Creative MoFos...Help!

I want/need to send in a bio to my high school for our reunion. Here's what I have thus far:

"After college in Milwaukee (that's in Wisconsin), I landed a job as a corporate whore in the insurance biz. I've been with the same company for the past five years, and they recently put me through grad school. I completed grad school this spring, earning my MBA. I average two international vacations a year and I make it back to NoDak about the same amount. No pets and no kids - means I did something right in a past life."

The end is a little weak...anyone wanna help me tweak it? Come on, I know you want to....

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